1. If it Isn't Ten Things--It's Twenty 1 -- I've Seen Fire and I've Seen Rain Drops Fallin' on My Head -- Cries and Careless Whispers -- Reality Bites the Hell Outta Ya -- Just a Little R-E-S-P-E-C-T When I Come Home -- Le Miserable -- 2. Hyde Strung in Plain Sight 17 -- What's It All About, Jackie -- Losing My Religion -- As the Wounded Turn -- One Life to Live-or-Two Minds to Lose -- 3. My Little Gang of Rascals 33 -- Phantom Menace of the Old Folk's Farm -- Do Not Back Up: Severe Life Damage -- And Then Came Mom -- Penny Wise and Pounds of Foolish Fiddlers -- Grouch-Ohhh! -- Demented Times Require Desperate Measures -- 4. Honey, I Blew up the House 47 -- Shock It to Me -- Fred and Wilma Moved to Green Acres -- Man From U.N.Believable -- Look Who's Talking Now -- Miss Judge What Your County Can Do For You -- 5. Jacqueline, You Ignorant Slut 67 -- Good Morning, Vietnam -- And Then Along Came Something About Mary Jo -- I'm Steppin' Into the Third Dementia -- I Remember Mama Said There'd Be Months Like This -- 6. In a Oh-My-Goddadivida, Honey 87 -- I'm Dreamin' of a Wishful Christmas -- More Nonsense and Responsibilities -- If This Table Could Talk -- 7. Nurture and Nature Messed Him Up 103 -- Way They Were -- Grumpy Old Men Was a Documentary -- It Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda Been a Wonderful Life -- Merrily, Merrily, Life Is But a Scream -- 8. Mending Shattered Fences 117 -- Too Good to Be True Lies-or-Dared Consequences -- I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not -- That's Me in the Spotlight -- 9. Fugitives From Injustice 137 -- He Ought to Be in Pictures Worth a Thousand Words -- Star Searching For Sanity-or-All My Caregivers -- Price of the Prejudice -- Old and the Restless -- Midsummer's Nightmare at the Alamo -- 10. Enter Terri 159 -- May the Driving Force Be With You -- Long Day's Journey Into Nightmares -- Clear and Present Danger: The Hospital -- Joined at the Hip -- 11. Amazing Ariana 177 -- Oh What a Mangled Web We Weave -- Hardest Working Maniac in Show Business -- Pros and Cons -- 12. Once an Adult, Twice a Child 185 -- Old Age Is Not For Cry Babies -- Still Crazy After All These Years -- Liar Liar, Pants on Fire -- Unsolved Maniac Mysteries -- Gentle, Dependable, Overnight Disbelief -- Even Ripley Won't Believe It -- 13. Friends and Family Matters Most 201 -- Desperately Seeking Sanity -- Three Faces of Jacqueline -- Outer Limits of Suspected Belief -- I'm All Outta Whole Lotta Love -- I'd Rather Donate a Kidney... To Oprah -- 14. Gullible's Travels-or-Small Balls of Fire 217 -- Bound and Gagged By Honor -- Two, Two, Two Minds in One -- Abbott and Costello Meet Jekyll & Hyde -- In the Heat of the Day For Night -- Relative Relativity-or-Tommy Can You Hear Me? -- Greatest Story I Ever TOLD YOU SO -- 15. Achy Breaky Heart of Hearts 233 -- Unwanted: Dead or Alive -- Bound on Broadway -- What a Long Strange Trip It's Been -- Hyde Risk Behavior -- Born to Be Just a Wild and Crazy Guy -- 16. To Be Demented or Deceptive? That Was the Question 251 -- How to Earn a Ph.D. at Home -- Ahhh, Hindsight--It's Always 20/20, Barbara -- Behavior Modification Guidelines 272 -- How Do I Handle My Elderly Loved One Who 278 -- Long-Term Care Insurance 297 -- Ten Warning Signs of Alzheimer's Disease 298 -- How is Alzheimer's Disease Diagnosed? 299 -- Three Stages of Alzheimer's Disease 300 -- Startling Statistics 302 -- Other Diseases That Act Like Alzheimer's 304 -- A Physician's Guide to Treating Aggression in Dementia / Rodman Shankle, MS, MD 306 -- Hope For the Future 329.